the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Randomize
