Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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