I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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