i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She announced her abortion via fbk
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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