I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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