going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You're like the curious george of whores
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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