Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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