You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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