Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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