No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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