Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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