You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
