Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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