whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's blow job season.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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