I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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