if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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