I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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