Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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