i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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