all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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