So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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