i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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