wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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