Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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