with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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