There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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