having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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