this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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