Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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