So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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