You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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