6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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