wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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