At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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