you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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