i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
