fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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