Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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