Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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