My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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