just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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