i would punch a child for taco bell
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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