Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
