Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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