I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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