Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
