Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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