Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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