so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
