How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
