just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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