My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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