He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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