I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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