does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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