how hairy? two words: wookie tits
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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